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Proud to be the longest (self-proclaimed)
running anti-Beatle
site on the internet.
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| The Beatles: All the music that's fit to make me throw up. Why? Because I can. | |
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My Links
Not My Links Who Needs a Beatles Reunion?--More Anti-Beatles...
I Hate The Beatles. Why Don't You?
The Rutles: The Band the Beatles Ripped off. Ok, now this cracks me up. This poor guy was probably swamped with threatening letters from stupid Beatles' fans, so now when you go to his page through my link, he's got a disclaimer saying to the effect "please, I love the Beatles, don't send me hate mail"!!!
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F.A.Q.s I've created this page to hopefully cut down on the amount of repetitive mail I get. Q: All right, asshole, so you don't like the Beatles. Who gives a shit? A: I do. Someone needs to put you guys in line. Anyway, what are you doing here if you don't care what I say? Q: So if you don't like the Beatles, dickweed, who DO you like? A: I like Rush, Yes, Clapton, and Hendrix, lot of jazz guys I'm sure your coloring book has never mentioned, and a lot of smaller, independent groups. Yes, I know, Clapton likes the Beatles, and he tours with Ringo, or was it Harrison? I realize that. It's obvious that Eric is still taking heroin. Q: Why spend so much time shithead making a web page about someone you don't like? A: Well, it only took about a 1/2 hour to make this page. I've spent a lot more time answering stupid questions like this, however. There must be a voice out there with some common sense. Q: You think the Beatles don't have talent? The Beatles are the most popular band of all time and have sold millions of records. A: While this may be true, majority opinion does not determine the truth. If 80% of the people in this country say 1+1=3, does that mean that's true? Of course not. There are hundreds of quality bands out there that will never make it in the industry, as there are many that completely suck which make millions. There are three things that make you successful in the music industry: Marketing, marketing, and marketing. Look at the American Idol show. They completely manufacture an image for that Kelly Clarkson, and she had the fastest selling single in the last 10 years. Q: Your a fucking asshole. A: Now, now, that's not really a question is it? BTW, it's YOU'RE. Q: You can say whatever you want, but you're a dead man. A: Again, that's not a question. Pretend you're on Jeopardy (right, like you got a chance in hell!), and please phrase your threat in the form of a question. Q: You suck. You obviously don't play any instruments. A: I play guitar, piano and drums. Q: Your (sic) just some punk kid who has nothing better to do. Get a life and a job. Actually, I'm in my 30's with a great girlfriend and well employed. Now get me my Big Mac and shake, ok? Well, that's it. I hope it helps. Ok you can e-mail me now |
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