 | $107,000 to study the sex life of the Japanese quail.
| $1.2 million to study the breeding habits of the woodchuck.
| $150,000 to study the Hatfield-McCoy feud.
| $84,000 to find out why people fall in love.
| $1 million to study why people don't ride bikes to work.
| $19 million to examine gas emissions from cow flatulence.
| $144,000 to see if pigeons follow human economic laws.
| Funds to study the cause of rudeness on tennis courts and examine smiling
patterns in bowling alleys.
| $219,000 to teach college students how to watch television.
| $2 million to construct an ancient Hawaiian canoe.
| $20 million for a demonstration project to build wooden bridges.
| $160,000 to study if you can hex an opponent by drawing an X on his chest.
| $800,000 for a restroom on Mt. McKinley.
| $100,000 to study how to avoid falling spacecraft.
| $16,000 to study the operation of the komungo, a Korean stringed
instrument.
| $1 million to preserve a sewer in Trenton, NJ, as a historic monument.
| $6,000 for a document on Worcestershire sauce.
| $10,000 to study the effect of naval communications on a bull's potency.
| $100,000 to research soybean-based ink.
| $1 million for a Seafood Consumer Center.
| $57,000 spent by the Executive Branch for gold-embossed playing cards on
Air Force Two.
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